Bach W. Ufer [wip]

[simulizi]

Bach W. Ufer
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

♱Basics
Welcome To The Lower Birth

Name: Bach Wendt Ufer
Pronunciation: bahk vent oo-fer
Nicknames: Buffer
Preferred: Mr. Ufer (Show your elders some respect, dammit!)
Insults: Buffer (I blame Gearr)

Ethnicity: I dunno. If this was our world he'd be German.
Gender: Male
Age: 30 yrs.
Species: Human

Current Location: Central City
Home: Central City
Alliance: Neutral
Occupation: Does "creepy alchemist" count?

♱Personality
The Greatest Show Unearthed

Likes: His "job", night (Daytime is so boring), learning things, libraries, alchemy, being alone, being right
Dislikes: You, failure, and just about everything else.
Fears: Failure and cats
Personality: Often cool and collected, Bach isn't one to get worked up over nothing. Rather he prefers to tackle things with a calm voice of logic and reason, compromising whenever possible. However his patience is not there for idiots. Anyone who fails to learn a lesson has marked themselves as a stupid twit in his book and he often talks down to them, not really caring if he hurts their feelings or not... not that he cares about anyone's feelings.
Bach is extremely blunt. He's not interested in flattery and fake kindness... he's interested in the truth. If he doesn't like you, he'll make that very obvious. If he thinks that if something you put your heart and soul into, he'll state his opinion right when he gets the chance. This behavior can take him far and cause him to fall flat on his face.

An important thing to know about Bach is that he is extremely intelligent, hence his loathing toward the foolish.
Bach often enjoys lurking around libraries and will do anything to learn new things. He has a large, but tough ego and can take harsh criticism as long as he feels the person pointing out the mistake is either on the same level as him or above. Anyone that he feels is below him is to be ignored.

Bach is very suspicious of people. He rarely allows himself to trust anyone, let alone consider them a friend. If you're being attacked he won't get involved unless it concerns him. He will not ask "how are you?" because he knows your problems have nothing to do with him. If he does already know you he will ask about anything that he's involved in. He is, by all means, not self-centered; he simply does not care about information that he does not need to know.
Most of the time Bach comes off as the "grumpy old man" kind of character, although, beneath that harsh exterior is a sense of humor.
A very twisted and dark sense of humor that is. The misfortune of others is amusing and he'll laugh at your failures and mistakes.
While often neutral, Bach has a tendency to lean towards evil.
He'll trip up anyone that threatens his plans and his experiments usually turn out dark and twisted, often resulting in the innocent getting hurt. And of course, he doesn't care.

Although he dislikes most people and avoids company, those he does consider trustworthy will have an extremely loyal ally.
He'll still be harsh and cold, but he will help you out of a tough spot. However, if he dislikes your ultimate goal or feels it could jeopardize his own agenda, he will not lend you a hand and will most likely try to thwart your plans.
Just because he's a jerk like that.

♱Physical
We Appear Without A Sound

((Looks too young but you can deal with that until I draw something >__>))

Eyes: Red (But you never seem them due to goggles)
Skin: Pale
Hair: Black and shaggy
Clothes: Black trench coat (With numerous pockets), slightly baggy pants, back collared shirt, tattered scarf, goggles with red lenses, black fedora hat with red feather in it, a bunch of leather belts with pouches and knives tucked into them, leather boots.
Scars Long scar across chest
Height: Um. Average.
Weight: Also average.
Other: N/a

♱Past
The Darkest Show Around

Pre-Forum: wip
Role Play:

♱Gallery
We Will Leave You In A Daze

By Me:
Requests:
Gifts:
Trades:

♱Archives
Madness, Murder, Dismay

Current Role Plays:
Finished Role Plays:
Dead Role Plays:
Current Plots:
Finished Plots:
Dead Plots:

♱Relationships
We Will Disappear At Night

Okay | Friend | Good friend | Best friend | Like a brother/sister
Acquaintance | Not sure | Suspicious
Tolerates | Annoying pest | Avoids | Rival | Enemy | Nemesis | Hatred | Loathing
Parent | Grandparent | Brother | Sister | Half-brother/sister | Cousin | Aunt/Uncle | Child | Grandchild | Adopted family
A bit more than a friend | Crush | Love | Boy/girlfriend | Spouse
Missing | Dead | Non-role played character

........

♱Example
With Blood On The Concrete

Um. Coming soon... >>

♱Other
Odds And Ends

Theme Songs:
When You're Evil, Voltaire
Mitternacht, E Nomine
The Greatest Show Unearthed, Creature Feature
A Gorey Demise, Creature Feature
Puppet Ganon (Spider Mode), Zelda: Wind Waker Soundtrack
Emperor of Eternal Darkness, Ookami Soundtrack
On the Rise, Dr. Horrible Soundtrack
Voice: Deep. Thick German accent.